Tuesday, February 8, 2011

2011 Truck Norris

 2011 Truck Norris

Truck Norris, say hello please! Why? Born before the dawn of time, but so named by its owner caretaker – Jeep enthusiast and IFSJA forum member Derf – when he noticed the falling snow avoiding his truck with trepidation, Truck Norris is an ’86 Jeep J10 pickup that has spawned a thread of frankly hilarious anecdotes.

A few notable examples:

  • Truck Norris is as close as he wants to be to the objects that appear in his side view mirrors.
  • Truck Norris doesn’t come equipped with 4-Wheel Drive. 4-Wheel Drive comes equipped with Truck Norris.
  • Truck Norris doesn’t need oil. It just drives back in time and eats dinosaurs.

You already know isn’t the reason was? Please have you laughing and commenting.

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